Cash out: £85
Profit: -£135
21:00:02:00 (5 hours) -£27 per hour.
Rolling total for challenge:
Day One: -£131 (£359)
Day Two: +£150 (£519)
Day Three: -£200 (£319)
Day Four: -£55 (£264)
Day Five: +£187 (£451)
Day Six: +£55 (£505)
Day Seven: +£5 (£510)
Day Eight: +£165 (£670)
Day Nine: -£96 (£579)
Day Ten: -£135 (£444)
OK, you want to hear how GOOOOOOD I run? You want to hear how lucky I am?
Well, imagine you been playing SICKLY for like 5 hours, got stacked up to around £450. (£1/£2 game).
You are sitting at a table with varying stacks, but with only ONE dude who can cover you.
Then imagine the following situation:
You are under the gun, and dealt 8 8.
You have a late position raiser (Andre), who makes it £15 to play. You know his range of hands are AA, KK or QQ (the guy has a play book!). He has a stack of +£200, so you know you can stack him if you hit your trips.
All folds round to the big blind, who calls. Now, this guy is one of those fat American mother fuckers who seem to play any two cards, passively when they don't have it, and aggressively when they do. The cunt is stacked up +£500. Also as a point of interest, I think he keeps farting, smelly fuck.
Anyhow, I call. £46 in the pot.
Flop comes down 8 7 7 (Two spades). BINGO! I flop the 2nd nuts! Four 7s being the ultimate nuts.
Big blind checks.
I check.
Andre bets out his over pair, £50.
Big blind calls. The board is full of draws, flush draw, straight draw....and with his stack I believe this dude can afford to be drawing (even if he is priced out). I mean he would pay £50 to hit his draw no doubt.
The pot it £146 by the time the action is on me.
I am going to raise. But I am thinking how much? I got about £40o. If I raise the pot £150, that leaves me £250, with the pot totalling £300 (if no callers), and £450 (if one caller). So either way I am going to be committed to the pot. So? The only hand beating me here is 7 7, so I have no worries about getting committed to the hand.
Then I start to think on another level, Andre has put in £65 of his £200 into the pot. Although the two 7s are scare cards for his hand, I know he may put the American calling his £50 flop bet, on a draw for similar thought process as me.
I believe if I push all in, I can disguise my hand as a drawing one. So I do! I push in my stack for £400. Andre folds without thinking (he had KK).
The fat American mother fucker can not get his fat fingers around his smelly chips quick enough to call. Obviously turns over 7 7.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee................BRICK BRICK....river and turn.....£1000 pot shipped.

I swear this is what the guy fucking looked like!
Instead of playing poker the fat mother fucker needs to go work out man........
I am sorry! I did not mean to offend anyone...it is just helps me stop tilting!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.....
Yigit out.
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